Sweet'n Low

So, as per my usual morning ritual, I'm getting some coffee, I pour a cup, I add some milk (because I don't like my coffee the way I like my women) and as I turn around to get some sugar, I'm blindsided by the most frightening sight of all time, the bowl normally reserved for sugar packets is now full of some type of powdery white substance, apparently masquerading as sugar, called "Sweet'n Low." After I regain my composure, as I'm franticly asking anyone near enough to hear my pleas for help, I'm told its a "sugar substitute." So, being the culinary frontiersman I am, I proceed to put it in my coffee. Big mistake, if by "sugar substitute" they mean a cocaine-like substance that will make your coffee taste like an amalgam of hot bunions and dandruff then yes, it is a terrific "sugar substitute."
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The Jackson Family

Dressed completely in angelic white, The Jackson Clan exhibited once again why they are the most absurd yet gratifying celebrities in America. With Michael playing the role of righteous family man, the rest of the fam (including LaToya believe it or not) dished up a warm and hearty serving of Celebrity Comfort Food for us to indulge upon. It was such a brilliant idea, it could only have come from Joe's brain. What, you've never seen The Jacksons - An American Dream?

Happy First Birthday, Blog of Clique!

With all the fervor of switching servers, yada yada yada, and all the headaches associated, its hard to believe that Blog of Clique is celebrating its First Anniversary. It seems like only yesterday that we were ducking law suits, beating out competitors, being solicited by "Professional Blogs," and plain imparting fresh wisdom. God Bless You, BOC, and God Bless Udo and me. Oh yea, and thanks a bunch, "fans."

Re: The Commies have won!

I wholeheartedly concur with the comments of my fellow Clique Member, Bruce. All Martha wanted to do was redecorate this ugly world, is that a crime?! We forget, but Martha Stewart gave us soft hand-made quilts, recipes, and she invented cotton, and this is how we repay her?! Where we once had useless ugly things like trees, Martha cut them down and made cute tables. It is indeed a sad day for Martha and her followers. And a sad day for Planet Earth, actually this is a sad day for ALL inhabitants of the Milky Way, because when MONEY is NO longer the solution to everything, then we have serious, serious problems.