Persona of the Period...

In keeping with the recent butt theme, this period's persona is not only an enigma, but a "necessary evil." While he strikes fear into the eyes of many, to me, he is perhaps the funniest, most self-aware, and most outrageous person in any given bar, he is: Black Guy at "White Bar" Who Hits Exclusively on White Broads with Big Asses

Black Guy: Ooooooh! Hey girl, that must be jelly 'cuz jam don't shake like that!
White Broad: Eww!
BG: (persistent) Come and talk to a brotha! Don't be scurrrred.
WB: *Scampers away, pulling "less endowed" friend*

Having witnessed this character in action on countless occasions, I must say, thank god this society has its own unique system of checks and balances. Not only has this broad been aware of her abnormally large derriere since it got that way, she has undoubtedly paid hundreds if not thousands of dollars for gym fees and denim to try to make it look smaller. And not only does nature not work that way, but it plays right into the wanton desires of the very person she would rather spit on than talk to. Comedic irony at its very finest. And while he's "not supposed to be there" mingling with our precious and sheltered American Princess (WASP, Jewish or otherwise), he's noticing her for what she absolutely hates about herself and not for the razzle dazzle she hides behind. This alone adds infinite insult to the already boundless emotional injury he has inflicted upon her. God bless America, and God Bless those beanpole dames in the magazines for manifesting this perfectly outfitted emotional time bomb. I wish I could put this guy in a bottle like a genie so I could summon him everytime I need a good laugh.