The Clinton

Sporting a svelte new physique, an impeccable coif and an equally ravishing navy suit replete with an otherworldly periwinkle cravat, Slick Willy proved once again that he can do no wrong, and yes, that does include said marital "infidelities" with said intern with said cigar.

Addendum: Kudos to Mo Rocca, my idol.

Leave her be, damn it.

You're soooo funny, New York Post.  Real cool, what's next another Jacko is Whacko cover?
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28114.htm

The Commies have won.

Today, July 16th, 2004, marks what I like to call, "The Worst Day in American Legal History." That such a great and powerful beacon of style and grace could be so mercilessly torn down, for what, the incompetence of those beneath her, is incomprehensible to me. Martha was beloved among us adoring fans like none other since, oh, The Late Great Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis. This event is akin only to the Clinton impeachment witch hunt. God bless you and be with you, Baby, we'll all get through this together, and yes, we will be back!