Persona of the Period...

Persona of the Period Until I Choose A New Persona of the Period Until...

Prologue: This world is full of neuroses that lead us on ridiculous paths to "self-assurance." These insecurities inexorably lead to us staring and saying one word, OUTRAGEOUS!

This period's persona: Girl Who Gets Pregnant In Order To Wear Maternity Clothes

"Well if you must know Dahling, it started with Sarah Jessica, and then Gwyneth got preggers and then when Julia did, I told myself, I just have to be prego. I immediately went home and told Richard about my new idea and as usual he was more than happy to oblige. I mean anyone who's anyone is wearing maternity clothes these days. They're just sooo CUH-yute! Bebe's new line, designed specifically with us mothers-to-be in mind, is simply to die for."

(Madonna, pioneer of trends)