The Commies have won.

Today, July 16th, 2004, marks what I like to call, "The Worst Day in American Legal History." That such a great and powerful beacon of style and grace could be so mercilessly torn down, for what, the incompetence of those beneath her, is incomprehensible to me. Martha was beloved among us adoring fans like none other since, oh, The Late Great Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis. This event is akin only to the Clinton impeachment witch hunt. God bless you and be with you, Baby, we'll all get through this together, and yes, we will be back!