I Just Saw A Star... The Biggest!

As I'm walking out of my office headed to lunch, my Star-Dar starts going fucking crazy. I'm talking off the charts, like a damn bloodhound going bonkers, so I know this ain't no joke, this sizzle is legit.

My sixth sense leads me to a familiar place, the Union Square Dog Run. When I get there, its like a scene out of Best in Show. My heart flutters and blood rushes out of my brain as I see Parker Posey sitting there taking in the canine ambience. I think to myself "look at her, she loves it." Suddenly, she glances over at me with a wry smile as if to say, "I see you seein' me." So I chuckle back, as if to say, "I see you, seein' me, seein you too, baby. I ain't mad at cha, love is love." We connected metaphysically, and will both be forever changed. Now that, my adoring readership, is a shared moment.