Oh, Those Wacky Republicans

If by "Star Power," the GOP means Rudy, Arnold, and McCain then they are seriously mistaken. I'd gladly offer the Republicans my advice on how to spice up their little soiree. Start with $10 Million in cash (preferably in small denominations, $20 bills should suffice), a box of Cuba's finest, an ounce of Smiles' finest, and some whores and Slick Willy might be tempted to listen to some offers.

In the spirit of democracy, I'll give the Devil his due. The lone saving grace was easily AHH-nold's stylist, who had the sensibility to send him out there with plenty of bronzer and a fantastic suit and tie.